i have a "shtick" idea...tell mom i have a birthday letter from Prez Obama, pull it out and read a straightforward, nice letter from the Obamas. Then...say i have another letter from former President Bush....pull that one out and read: Dear Elaine, Me and Laura wanna be wishin' you a happy 80th birthday. kinda ironical, since i'm workin' on my numbers and i can almost count that high now! i heard you didn't like where i stood on iraq. maybe i shoulda sat down. i'm workin on a new book..i already colored half of it....you get the idea.
i have a "shtick" idea...tell mom i have a birthday letter from Prez Obama, pull it out and read a straightforward, nice letter from the Obamas. Then...say i have another letter from former President Bush....pull that one out and read: Dear Elaine, Me and Laura wanna be wishin' you a happy 80th birthday. kinda ironical, since i'm workin' on my numbers and i can almost count that high now! i heard you didn't like where i stood on iraq. maybe i shoulda sat down. i'm workin on a new book..i already colored half of it....you get the idea.
ReplyDeletebut...i also realize we won;t be in a "perfect world" of a quiet, attentive audience...so may not work.
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